http://www.conservativecat.com/ The fifth-best source of conservative political humor on the world wide web. (No other site makes that claim.) Copyright 2009 Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:51:44 -0600 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=4.01a http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss And so, tomorrow morning Ferdy and I go our separate ways. He will go with my daughter Ellie to live with her mother in North Dakota, I stay here in Illinois. I learned a lot from Ferdy. Watching him try... http://www.conservativecat.com/mt/archives/2009/06/end-of-an-era.html http://www.conservativecat.com/mt/archives/2009/06/end-of-an-era.html Web Site News Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:51:44 -0600 WARNING!!!! Beyond this line lies... The Ellie Zone This is a world filled with twisting paths and distorted thoughts. Enter at the risk of your sanity. The topic for today is Friends. The way I see it, there are two... http://www.conservativecat.com/mt/archives/2009/04/friends-what-th.html http://www.conservativecat.com/mt/archives/2009/04/friends-what-th.html The Ellie Zone Wed, 08 Apr 2009 21:05:12 -0600 !!NEW!! From Hung Wong Enterprises! Are you tired of high winds blowing your garbage all over the place? Has your bank account been cleaned out by a plethora of littering fines? Well worry no more! New from Hung Wong Enterprises:... http://www.conservativecat.com/mt/archives/2009/04/coming-too-soon.html http://www.conservativecat.com/mt/archives/2009/04/coming-too-soon.html The Dimwit Zone Wed, 08 Apr 2009 20:27:13 -0600 In a recent interview President Barack Obama beseeched Wall Street executives to take a trip to places like North Dakota or Iowa in order to get in touch with the common man, so they would better understand the uproar over... http://www.conservativecat.com/mt/archives/2009/03/study-abroad.html http://www.conservativecat.com/mt/archives/2009/03/study-abroad.html The Human Element Wed, 25 Mar 2009 18:27:33 -0600 Recently a friend sent Bruce a link to this article about the Lingerie Football League. Now, when you see any article about the Lingerie Football League, you're going to see a lot of photos of the players clad in skimpy... http://www.conservativecat.com/mt/archives/2009/03/this-new-league.html http://www.conservativecat.com/mt/archives/2009/03/this-new-league.html Force Football Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:11:16 -0600 That our culture suffers under a double standard should be clear from the fact that we have yet to celebrate a legendary hero who steals from the poor and gives to the rich. Respectfully submitted,Ferdinand T. Cat... http://www.conservativecat.com/mt/archives/2009/03/032309-robin-ho.html http://www.conservativecat.com/mt/archives/2009/03/032309-robin-ho.html The Cat's Meow Mon, 23 Mar 2009 22:32:24 -0600 WARNING!!! Beyond this line lies... The Ellie Zone This place is wrought with horror and destruction. Circles are squares and 2+2=18. Enter at the risk of your sanity. Please e-mail Dad with ideas of stuff to talk about. Frankly, I'm... http://www.conservativecat.com/mt/archives/2009/03/relaxation.html http://www.conservativecat.com/mt/archives/2009/03/relaxation.html The Ellie Zone Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:45:22 -0600 Every school day, when The Gremlin gets home from school, she gives Bruce and myself a breathless recitation of the day's news. Today's news was that she accidentally got hurt while being beaten up by a close friend. Apparently, yesterday... http://www.conservativecat.com/mt/archives/2009/03/the-gremlins-sc.html http://www.conservativecat.com/mt/archives/2009/03/the-gremlins-sc.html Notes from Ferdy Thu, 19 Mar 2009 15:52:36 -0600 If you give money to stupid people, they are going to spend it stupidly.... http://www.conservativecat.com/mt/archives/2009/03/031909-spending.html http://www.conservativecat.com/mt/archives/2009/03/031909-spending.html The Cat's Meow Thu, 19 Mar 2009 13:09:17 -0600 Everybody's upset about the AIG bonuses. The logic here is simple. AIG needed money to survive, and the American public doesn't want the money spent on frivolous things. The problem is that the bonuses are a consequence of contractual agreements... http://www.conservativecat.com/mt/archives/2009/03/bailouts-and-bo.html http://www.conservativecat.com/mt/archives/2009/03/bailouts-and-bo.html Notes from Ferdy Wed, 18 Mar 2009 16:10:44 -0600 Bruce found this on Wolfram Mathworld. One of the wonderful things about the Internet is that so much of the past is now easily available. When Bruce was in junior high, his father showed him a copy of these blueprints.... http://www.conservativecat.com/mt/archives/2009/03/impossible-blas.html http://www.conservativecat.com/mt/archives/2009/03/impossible-blas.html Adventures with Bruce Sun, 15 Mar 2009 16:57:02 -0600 For several years now, Bruce has been sleeping in his office downstairs instead of upstairs in one of the bedrooms. This is because he suffers from a form of somnambulism: while asleep, he tends to move around violently and scream.... http://www.conservativecat.com/mt/archives/2009/03/a-lucky-sleepin.html http://www.conservativecat.com/mt/archives/2009/03/a-lucky-sleepin.html Catblogging Fri, 13 Mar 2009 18:10:40 -0600 Conservatives judge people by what they do; liberals judge people by what they don't do. So, to a conservative, theft is a moral lapse by the thief, but to a liberal, it's a consequence of insufficient generosity by the victim.... http://www.conservativecat.com/mt/archives/2009/03/031109-deeds.html http://www.conservativecat.com/mt/archives/2009/03/031109-deeds.html The Cat's Meow Wed, 11 Mar 2009 23:57:08 -0600 I consider this a major milestone in my quest to be the number one source for topless photos of Republican women. She's even wearing black leather. Respectfully submitted,Ferdinand T. Cat... http://www.conservativecat.com/mt/archives/2009/03/ann-coulter-top.html http://www.conservativecat.com/mt/archives/2009/03/ann-coulter-top.html Notes from Ferdy Tue, 10 Mar 2009 12:49:47 -0600 In general, it is much easier to sell the idea of change than it is to sell a particular change. This is not a good thing.... http://www.conservativecat.com/mt/archives/2009/03/030909-specific.html http://www.conservativecat.com/mt/archives/2009/03/030909-specific.html The Cat's Meow Mon, 09 Mar 2009 15:10:00 -0600