The Conservative Cat

Madonna's first book, English Roses, is about a group of girls that are all the same and who are mean to another who is prettier. The book tells children that people should accept others for who they are and not be jealous or ostricize. Sources say that she was inspired by the Kabbalah, the mystical Jewish faith to which she converted in 1998. Her second book, Mr. Peabody's Apples, is about a teacher whose reputation is ruined by a rumor. The book tells children not to start rumors about people because they hurt others. The third book, Yakov and the Seven Thieves, is about a poor man and his wife who enlist the help of a wise man and seven thieves to help him heal his son. This book relates a Kabbalah teaching that miracles can happen if you believe. The fourth book, The Adventure of Abdi, is about a boy who must face grave danger in order to complete his task; delivering a priceless necklace to the queen, while using all of his talents and everything he has to pull through.

Madonna's newest and last book in her 5-book series, called Lotsa de Casha, is about a wealthy Italian Greyhound who can't find happiness, teaching the familiar lesson to kids that money isn't everything. Madonna also has founded a recording company called Maverick-- which sponsors Alanis Morrisette-- and took part in the production of Bond flick Die Another Day', singing the Bond theme just like Tom Jones ("Thunderball"), Shirley Bassey ("Diamonds Are Forever"), Garbage ("The World Is Not Enough"), Sheryl Crow ("Tomorrow Never Dies"), and Carly Simon ("The Spy Who Loved Me"). So who would trust Madonna on morals and values, especially after her lesbian kisses with Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears? Fox News buisness analyst Neil Cavuto and I both agree; they may be best sellers, but where are her morals?