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January 11, 2005

Notes from Ferdy - The Real Lesson We Should Learn

by Ferdinand T Cat

A minor brouhaha has erupted over allegations that the Bush Administration has been paying journalists to shill for them.

It's amazing that Karl Rove, the mastermind who converted the United States into a dictatorship, could blunder this badly. Instead of this Williams guy, they should hire me to do their shilling. All they need to do is ship me some of the stockpiled mozzarella cheese held by the Commodity Credit Corporation. No money changes hands, so there's no need to launder the payments. No other journalist offers this economical, untraceable method for accepting bribes.

So wise up, guys. If you need a journalist on the payroll, I'm your man... or person... or whatever.

Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat


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