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February 3, 2005

Undo the Damage! - Finally the Iraq Election Makes Sense

by Tallulah Interloper

I was thinking about the Iraq election, and I remembered about how some people think that some pro-democracy Iraqis are CIA agents. And that's when it occurred to me: all the Iraqis who voted were CIA recruits!

It just makes so much sense! The reason they weren't afraid of the insurgents is that they'd all been given self-defense classes by their CIA recruiters. And it's a known fact that most of the people who voted had recent contact with members of the U.S. military, which often works closely with the CIA.

So, before the story gets to be old news, we need to start telling people about this scandal. The whole election is a fraud and the results have to be thrown out!

It's too late to stop the election, but it's never too late to UNDO THE DAMAGE!


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