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February 12, 2005

Notes from Ferdy - The Valentine Suicide Conspiracy

by Ferdinand T Cat

As of this moment, the Drudge Report has a story with the headline Valentine's Day Mass Suicide Foiled.

DO NOT PANIC!

I had Bruce check out the details, and the "mass suicide" they're talking about is not the appointment of Howard Dean to the chairmanship of the Democratic National Committee. It's about a completely different mass suicide attempt, and the Dean appointment is still on schedule.

I just thought you'd want to know.

Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat


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