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March 4, 2005

Really Deep Thoughts By Peg-Eye Nate - Revelations

by Peg-Eye Nate
Man invents things because God messed up.

There are hundreds of examples of this. Here are my favorites.

  • God invents headaches; man invents asprirn.
  • God invents sore feet; man invents the car.
  • God invents heavy metals; man invents the crane.
  • God invents boredom; man invents television.
  • God invents that empty feeling you get after you try to help somebody; man invents money.

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