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March 24, 2005

Undo the Damage! - Right-Wing Media Bias

by Tallulah Interloper

As you know, most major media outlets are controlled by large corporations like Viacom, Time Warner, and Glenn Reynolds. Since the Republican party is completely in the pocket of Big Business, this means that the media has become a tool of the Republican Party. That's why we keep losing elections!

Unfortunately, no one has come up with a way for ordinary people like you and me to have their voices heard. That means we have to take back Big Media!

Now, a lot of right-wing types want you to think that TV news is full of liberals who distort the news to fit their own agenda. Obviously, this can't be the case. TV reporters work for big corporations, and big corporations would never want to do anything to harm their Republican party allies. Obviously, Karl Rove has purposely directed his corporate buddies to hire people who appear to be liberals but are in fact bumbling incompetents who can be tricked into a false story by any amateur with a fax machine. Not only are these people working for the Republicans, everything they do makes liberals look stupid!

But there is hope. We now have Fox, a major media outlet that has an apparent right-wing bias. All we need to do is convince Fox to hire reporters just as incompetent as the ones on the other networks. Then conservative ideas will be just as discredited as the liberal ones.

It's too late to keep the media out of Republican hands, but it's never too late to Undo the Damage!


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What a load of horse puckey. You shall judge them by their fruits, and the fruits are uniformly leftwing.


Posted by: The Owner's Manual at March 24, 2005 11:26 PM

You and Ferdy think that because you start with the facts and then reach a conclusion. Reality-based thinking requires you to start with a conclusion and then use it to explain the facts. It's just like what happened in the election. If you only look at the results, you'd assume that Bush won. But, if you start with the conclusion that Kerry won, then it's obvious that Bush must have cheated.


Posted by: Talla the Interloper at March 25, 2005 12:44 AM

I am suing Google for directing me to this site.

Worst site ever. A fat lonely fascist and his cat. Disgusting.

If I had a feeding tube I would have pulled it out by now.


Posted by: Talib Kweli at March 26, 2005 1:00 AM

Thanks for the kind words. I am trying to bring a little balance to this place.


Posted by: Talla the Interloper at March 26, 2005 1:24 AM

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