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June 15, 2005

Adventures with Bruce - High-Tech Chairs

Bruce's work frequently takes him to a local government laboratory where he consults with a team of molecular biologists.

The odd funding process of government science research leads to a strange combination of cutting-edge technology and lowest-bidder office supplies. Today he found himself in an alcove of one of the state-of-the-art video conference rooms, sitting on an ergonomic chair that claims to replicate the sensation of "floating on air".

This is a very bad idea for anyone who suffers from a fear of heights.

Of course, no one saw it coming, or they would have activated the cameras. Trust me on this one: Bruce's mental breakdowns are a lot more entertaining than, say, a Numa Numa dance.

Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat

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