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September 12, 2005

Notes from Ferdy - A Huge Mistake by Macromedia

by Ferdinand T Cat

Okay, it's time for a rant.

Point one: human beings have normal retinas which show up as red in a camera flash. Cats, on the other hand, have a more advanced retina design with a special reflective coating that helps us see in the dark. So our retinas show up green.

Point two: catblogging is a very important part of the Internet experience. Pictures of cats help beautify web sites, promote international brotherhood, and give people an important and calming respite from their daily barrage of six hundred ads for counterfiet Rolex watches and illegal prescription drugs.

So why is it that Macromedia Fireworks has red-eye removal but not green-eye removal?

Please call your Congressman and have them put this requirement into the next appropriations bill: all photo editing software must have green-eye removal.

Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat


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My person showed me this and I think your eyes are beautiful, don't change a thing.

Katrina in NC


Posted by: Pat in NC at September 12, 2005 5:51 PM

Pluto says we need blue eye removal too. Of course, Pluto's eyes look blue even without a flash.


Posted by: PlutosDad Author Profile Page at September 12, 2005 6:52 PM

You make it sound like "green-eye" is something undesirable.


Posted by: Mel at September 12, 2005 11:04 PM

From green eyes do you remember somebody-----------may be ASH.NICE CAT.john


Posted by: john at September 13, 2005 12:59 AM

If you've ever seen the computer game 'Dogs playing p---r'(card game whose name is forbidden by your spam filter) you need it. I don't really care for p---r, but one of the characters is a cat with a sign around his neck that says 'Dog'. If you can't find it, I'll send you mine; I got in huge trouble for having it loaded on my government computer.

I think you should devote some space for the polydactyl cat sub-culture. They are the best kind of cats.

Mark


Posted by: Mark at September 13, 2005 12:35 PM

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