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September 19, 2005

Adventures with Bruce - An Open Letter to the Dyke Diva

by Ferdinand T Cat

Despite repeated requests that you remove us from your mailing list, we are still getting EMAILs from you. These EMAILs are useless for the following reason:

  • Bruce is NOT a lesbian.
  • Bruce has no interest in lesbian speed dating.
  • There is no chance that having Bruce appear topless in public will draw attention to the plight of homosexual women.

I don't think any of this is particularly hard to understand.

Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat


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hee hee, what did Bruce subscribe to that tagged him, i wonder.


Posted by: maggie katzen at September 19, 2005 11:19 PM

Uh, this is the diva. We've removed your name from our list.


Posted by: dyke diva at June 2, 2006 3:45 PM

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