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October 20, 2005

Web Site News - On the Brink, Turning Yellow

by Ferdinand T Cat

Some of you may have noticed that the background color of the blog has changed from blue to yellow. Bruce took one of those quizilla quizzes about what type of blog this is and it said we should be yellow. I'm sure that if I had color sight, I would be appalled.

Also, for the past week we have been hovering at the boundary between Large Mammals and Playful Primates in the TTLB Ecosystem. Today we're at position 101, directly below OpinionJournal, which is owned by some newspaper company, of all things. The humiliation is intense.

But, I am not giving up! Already, I have formed several nefarious plans to make this website more popular, and the only real obstacle is that Bruce is spending so much time at his paying job.

I really need some way to become independently wealthy so that he can quit and devote all his time to my needs. Tragically, the thing I'm best at-- killing rabbits-- is not in very high demand right now. I need a cheap way to turn dead rabbits into fuel-grade ethanol..

It's a terrible thing to be a genius and not have opposable thumbs.

Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat


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Dear Ferdinand:

Congratulations on Your Elevation!

To Raise Easy Money, Me Say, Threaten To Write Your Memoirs!

Me Get Paid to NOT Write Me Memoirs!

Gigolokitty


Posted by: Gigolo Kitty at October 20, 2005 11:02 AM

>>It's a terrible thing to be a genius and not have opposable thumbs.<<

Tell me about it!


Posted by: Harrison at October 20, 2005 5:38 PM

Dear Ferdy, how are you at shredding paper? I love it! I use my teeth and all my claws and really get into it. Mary, my human, says I should go into the document-destruction process and pay for my tuna habit myself. I would definitely go for it, but I have to admit, I have no business sense (or much of any kind of sense, for that matter! Hee hee... too much catnip in my younger days...). However, if paper-shredding appeals to you, I hear it's a growth industry. Hope this helps.


Posted by: Chester Underfoot at October 20, 2005 6:17 PM

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