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November 28, 2005
Notes from Ferdy - It's Time to Panic About Don Surber
I recently received some interesting documents from an anonymous source who works at a Kinko's in Texas. According to these documents, Don Surber and the mysterious "Poca Dot" are in fact one and the same.
This means that the number of blog articles produced by Mr. Surber is slightly larger than the non-Muslim population of Europe, and will overtake the current Gross National Product of Poland in only a few months.
This doesn't bother you, I'm sure, but I'm a superior life form and I can see the big picture: Surber is an agent of the United Nations. His plan is to get a foothold in all the major hosting services and force them to recognize UN authority.
Of course, I wouldn't make this kind of accusation lightly. Here's just some of the evidence supporting a Surber-UN connection.
- Surber has not been named as a defendant in any of the Oil-for-Food indictments: obviously, he's being protected by somebody very high up in the UN hierarchy.
- poca is Spanish for little. By implying that he's little, Surber is drawing attention away from the fact that he's working for the biggest organization in the world.
- Sitemeter records show that Surber's blog has readers all over the globe. Obviously, every UN office has an agent keeping track of him, probably because his articles have secret instructions.
- The numerological vibration of "Don Surber" is the same as the vibration for "Kofi Annan", the UN Secretary-General. In addition, the number of letters in "Don Surber" is the same as in "John Kerry", the name of a notorious UN supporter.
I know this all sounds crazy, but before you pass judgement, look at the pictures to the left. The first photo is the one on his website: you see a typical lovable middle-American guy. The second photo was produced by removing standard photo-retouching filters. Here you can see the man for what he really is: an international power-broker.
Many of you may think I'm taking a terrible chance by speaking out against a powerful agent of the United Nations; however, the truth is very important to me, and unless I receive a large bribe (cash or food stamps preferred) I will continue to speak it. That's who I am and I can't change it.
Respectfully submitted,
Ferdinand T. Cat
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