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November 13, 2005
The Dimwit Zone - The Democrat Message
Bill: What are we even doing here, nobody watches the news now that the blogs have taken over. I didn't have to... What, we're on? And welcome to the news on today, Friday the Thirteenth of January, 2006, and the big news of today is that the Democratic leaders have decided to unveil their positive message to the world. We now go to Bill, live on the steps of Capital Hill for the message.
Bill: Thanks Bill, I'm standing here awaiting the message. As you can see from the massive crowd behind me, the people are very interested in what the message will be. Wait, the crowd is hushed now as the DNC official speaker, Senator Harry Reid, takes the podium, he's about to speak.
Harry Reid: Good morning fellow Americans. Many of you have been waiting for the Democrats to present our positive plan for America's future. Well, I have good news........ I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Gecko!
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