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January 19, 2006

The Girl Who Feeds Me - A Two-Pronged Attack

by Ferdinand T Cat

Talla and The Girl Talla and the Gremlin

I have here two pictures of the Interloper. The right one shows her with The Gremlin and in the left one she's with The Girl Who Feeds Me. In both pictures, notice the sinister glint in the eyes, and the clearly predatory facial expression. Obviously, this is a cat who is deliberately pretending to be friendly in order to take over the household, after which I will be thrown out into the cold and Bruce will have no one to tell him what to do.

Don't let this happen to you. If you work at an animal shelter in the Schaumburg area and you find this cat lying unconscious on your doorstep, remember that she's an evil, sneaky gold-digger and is not to be trusted.

On a completely unrelated note, does anyone know where I can get a bottle of chloroform?

Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat


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I think you have just described *all* cats! Gotta love 'em :)


Posted by: zip at January 20, 2006 4:55 PM

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