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January 12, 2006

Catblogging - Training Your Human Pets

If you live with children, here's a useful trick I've learned. Around mid-afternoon, sit down in front of the video game console and prepare for a short nap. The children need to make you move in order to play, and will quickly learn they can tempt you away from your position by feeding you a snack. For best results, convince your pets to locate the TV within line-of-sight of the kitchen. This allows you to wait until they actually open the refridgerator door before vacating your perch. After a while, the ritual will develop into a habit and they will start feeding you automatically as soon as they're home from school.

Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat

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Posted by: jazzycat at January 13, 2006 3:03 PM