The Conservative Cat

For starters, I have three Different Cupid Shooters. Also I have an adventure game that starts with a Valentine, but the tie-in ends after that. Still, it's a pretty good game, and suitable for children. Even heroes have to work hard to make Valentine's Day a success, and as is his tradition, Link is asking for your help in getting Zelda to be his Valentine. [Warning, mild foul language.] I suppose it was only a matter of time before someone took the phrase, "I'm falling for you" just a little too literally. Help this guy catch the hearts on the way down to his Valentine. And to finish off the Valentine's day section, a guy who has a problem I would like to have. It is a little bit violent, but then again, don't we all dream of the day when we must beat girls off with a stick?

To make up for the lack of a Christmas update, I give ye possibly the most realistic Christmas Shooter ever: Serious Santa. [Warning, anti-goblin violence, and foul language.]

It was a question that plagued philosophers for years. They would hold debates, going back and forth and going no where for hours on end and bug the heck out of ordinary people, but now it's over. Ladies and Gentlemen of the Peg-Eye Nate fan crowd, I give you the answer to the question, "Which came first: The chicken or the Egg?"