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February 23, 2006
The Dimwit Zone - Hey Ferdy, Check Out This Great Stock Deal!
A few days from now, Dubai Corp. will be pulling out all the stops on a massive publicity campaign celebrating their purchase of six major American ports. You've read the newspapers: you know America is one of the hottest markets on the planet. When news of Dubai's purchase hits the Wall Street Journal, savvy investors from all over the world are going to start snapping up shares. Our market analysts here at Lye, Cheet, and Steele predict a stock price increase of 300%, 400%, or maybe even 700%.
Don't get left behind when the gravy train leaves drydock and rockets for the stars. Call your stockbroker NOW and buy Dubai! It could be the next Microsoft!
Verify all claims and do your own due diligence. LC&S is not a stockbroker and this is not a solicitation or recommendation to buy, sell, or hold securities.
Respectfully submitted,
Ferdinand T. Cat
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