« Monday | Main | Tuesday »

February 28, 2006

Notes from Ferdy - Keeping Fit

by Ferdinand T Cat

I get mail from friends and fans, and many of you have expressed concern about my weight, mostly because of my affection for various flavors of Sargento's Cheese. You do not need to worry, because I am still thin, mostly because I get a lot of exercise.

The InterloperBasically, once or twice a day one of Bruce's daughters will bring the Interloper downstairs (see photo to the left). The Interloper and I both love to run, and as soon as she sees me she yells "Hey, handsome, let's go for a run!" and we take off.

Bruce seems to think that what she's really saying is "Die, you evil bastard!" but while the two phrases sound similar in the cat language, there is a slight difference that a cat's more sensitive hearing can detect. Anyway, while the two of us are exercising, I take a lot of shortcuts by squeezing through narrow places, which is how I know I'm still thin.

So, there's no need to worry.


Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat


# At Tue 9:29 AM | Permalink | Trackback URI | Comments (2) | More Notes from Ferdy

Trackback Pings

Comments

Yes, we play that game too and while I can not run as fast as my younger and thinner brother, I can still kick his butt when I do catch him.


Posted by: Rafe at February 28, 2006 1:06 PM

I am glad to hear that the Interloper admires your gorgeousness. Besides, what's wrong with a few love handles? It's just more kitty to lurve!


Posted by: Gigolo Kitty at February 28, 2006 11:18 PM

Leave a comment

HTML is not allowed in comments; however, if you put in a raw URL (http://www.somewhere.com/page.html) it will automatically be converted to a link.. Also, it is likely your comment will not appear unless you refresh the page manually after posting it.

Leave a comment