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February 23, 2006

EMAIL Hell - W.B.C. Export Services Needs Help

by Ferdinand T Cat

Today I received a job offer from W.B.C. Export Services. Normally I consider job offers as evidence of extreme discernment on the part of the company making the offer, but this particular company is special. The job offer EMAIL begins like this.

I am Mr. M Bonsall, the president WBC export service. We are experts in packing requirements for the export chemicals in the export market. We are searching for representatives who can help us establish a medium of getting to our customers in the Canada/America, Europe, Korea and other nearby countries as well as making payments through you to us. You do not have to leave your present job for this one because this job offer will be on a part time basis as it comes once in a while and remuneration is on a percentage basis of 10% of the total amount you receive from my customers at any time on my behalf.

This has the earmarks of a classic Nigerian scam, but in fact this job could be the real deal. The reason is that there really is an M. Bonsall, and he's currently on trial for drug smuggling. So, instead of trying to rip me off, there's a possibility this guy needs my help in perpetrating a major felony.

Either way, I don't think I'm interested.

Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat


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Ferdinand,

Your email is outdated, the updated email is as following:
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I am Mr. Tommie Morgan, President WBC EXPORT UK. We are experts in the sale of Chemicals & raw materials. We are searching for representatives who can help us establish a medium of getting to our customers in the Canada/America and other nearby countries as well as making payments through you to us. You do not have to leave your present job for this one because this job offer will be on a part time basis as it comes once in a while and remuneration is on a percentage basis of 10% of the total amount you receive from my customers at any time on my behalf.

The reason why i seek your assistance is that American and Canadian checks take a long time to clear here in UK. Thereby holding business down for me and my associates. Now I already have customers who are ready to remit cash to me. Please to facilitate the conclusion of this transaction if accepted, do send me promptly the following information below by

(1)Your full names:
(2) Contact address:
(3) Tele/cell numbers:
(4) Occupation:
(5) Age:
(6)Sex:
(7)Zip Code
(8)copy of driving licences or international passport

Mr. Tommie Morgan
President and CEO WBC Export Service
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You don't have to thank me but I thought I keep you up to date.

Bruce almighty


Posted by: Bruce at August 6, 2006 4:43 PM

COMPANY REPRESENTATIVE REQUIRED

I am Mr.M. Bonsall, President WBC EXPORT UK. We are experts in the sale of Chemicals & raw materials. We are searching for representatives who can help us establish a medium of getting to our customers in the Canada/America and other nearby countries as well as making payments
through you to us. You do not have to leave your present job for this one because this job offer will be on a part time basis as it comes once in a while and remuneration is on a percentage basis of 10% of the total amount you receive from my customers at any time on my behalf.

The reason why i seek your assistance is that American and Canadian checks take a long time to clear here in UK. Thereby holding business down for me and my associates. Now I already have customers who are ready to remit cash to me. Please to facilitate the conclusion of this
transaction if accepted, do send me promptly the following information below by

(1) Your full names:
(2) Contact address:
(3) Tele/cell numbers:
(4) Occupation:
(5) Age:
(6) Sex:
(7) copy of driving licences or international passport

My private email : wbc_exportservices2003@yahoo.co.uk
Thank you for your time.

Mr. Mark Bonsall
President and CEO WBC Export Service


Posted by: Abhi at April 14, 2007 5:15 PM

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