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February 18, 2006

Confused Americans for Truth - Why Extremists Are Winning the PR War

by Ferdinand T Cat

I'm a big fan of Mensa Barbie. In a recent article she discusses the fact that the U.S. Defense Department is losing the public relations aspect of the War on Terror. She decries the fact that the world seems to have accepted the fact that the United States is prosecuting an evil war of aggression against basically decent people who just want to be able to kill Jews and enslave women without outside interference.

As a superior life form, I can tell you exactly what's happening and why. The American press cannot be sure they're fulfilling their First Amendment duties properly unless they're opposing American interests. If the Defense Department wants to displace Al-Qaida on the front page of American newspapers, then all Secretary Rumsefled has to do is come out against American interests. Bill Clinton understood this. Bill would not dispatch a single soldier into combat unless it could be proven that America would not benefit, and the press was behind him all the way.

So, instead of complaining that our treatment of prisoners at Guantanamo Bay is humane, we should be pointing out that if we let these guys loose they'd be blowing themselves up and thus endangering the world supply of America-hating anti-Semites.

I know, I know, it makes no sense, but that doesn't mean it isn't true. Remember, I don't make these rules! I just try to figure them out.

Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat


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Makes you head want to explode doesn't it?


Posted by: Jo Author Profile Page at February 18, 2006 5:53 AM

Amazing insight!

Better yet, detaining these disciples of The Butcher of Medina keeps them from coming to America's Third World County™ where we would welcome them with open arms... and use them to blow up stumps.

Hmmm... now that I think on it a bit, I kinda wish they would bring 'em here and tuen 'em loose. Can always use some more explosives for constructive purposes. Like blowing stumps and *cough* fishing. Any leftover pieces of splodydopes would be useful killing kudzu.


Posted by: David at February 18, 2006 4:10 PM

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