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March 14, 2006

Web Site News - A Bit of a Mess Involving a Truck Full of Cheese

by Bruce the Human Pet

I'd like to apologize for Ferdy's paucity of posting over the last several days. He's been having trouble trying to find something interesting to say about what's going on in politics, since it all seems to be just more of the same.

Anyway, we were about to start listening to today's Laura Ingraham Show in hopes of finding some inspiration when this story about a major traffic accident in Dayton, Ohio came across the wires.

At this time, we don't know how much cheese was destroyed, but it has to be a fairly large amount if it covered one side of the highway and part of an overpass. The bottom line, however is that Ferdy is currently curled up in the middle of the floor quivering uncontrollably and he refuses to talk to me. I've tried to calm him down by telling him that Al Gore has caught laryngitis but he isn't buying it.

Does anybody have any ideas on what I should try next?

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Get your coat, go immediately to Jewel and buy him some Sargento's.


Posted by: kimsch Author Profile Page at March 14, 2006 1:32 PM

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