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March 22, 2006

The Dimwit Zone - Finally, We Have the Democrat Plan for America

by Ferdinand T Cat

Today on his show Rush Limbaugh announced that the Democratic National Committee has finally unveiled its plan for winning the 2006 election.

We have a secret copy of this 2006 Election Plan that Bruce stole from a local DNC office while I was tormenting the night watchman's guard dog. The basic thrust of the plan is a bunch of town meetings with Iraq war veterans in attendance. The Democrats want to show that they have the support of the people over there who are doing all the fighting.

If you're a local Democratic politician, here's an important clarification that was left out of the document. The phrase Iraq war veterans who support the Democracts is intended to mean American troops ONLY! I know it's probably much easier to find terrorists who support the Democrat platform, but that's not the message the DNC wants to send.

Also, while it's true that Cindy Sheehan is no longer credible, Sajida Hussein is not going to be an effective replacement. While she did lose a son in the war, the idea of a "Camp Uday" vigil outside the Crawford Texas ranch generated a very negative response in all our focus group tests.

Don't thank me. It's enough that I know how you must feel.

Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat

Trackposted to The Liberal Wrong Strategy, Freedom Meetings, Those Democrats!, Historymike's Plan for America, Common Folk Seeking Re-election, The Median Precinct, Third World County Clerk, Imagine Kitty Secret Report, Jo's Meeting Place, and Basil's Plan for a 2006 Election Victory.

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Hmmm, In case the Dmocraps don't take your helpful suggestions to heart, here's a lil tip for telling Sajida Hussein from Cindy Sheehan.

The one may have (naturally) dark hair* and the other is a screeching idiot.

You are welcome.

(* Hair color is not the surest telltale, since both have been known to fake it.)


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