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March 6, 2006

Web Site News - In Which We Pause Due to a Design Flaw in Homo Sapiens

by Ferdinand T Cat

Conservative Cat practices legitimate journalism, which means that every article we publish is verified and fact-checked by our editor (and my pet) Bruce. Unfortunately, Bruce is in the third day of an attack of the flu. Unfortunately, Bruce is one of those people who gets delirious when he has a high fever. It was so bad last night that he kept screaming terrible stuff like "No! Please! Not Again!" over and over. We think he had a nightmare about Al Gore running for President again, but he doesn't remember anything clearly.

Anyway, he's had a couple of lucid moments tonight, but by and large he's too weak to do anything, so it may be a few days before I can get back to blogging. In the meantime, please try not to let anything important happen.

Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat


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Comments

Ferdy,
I hope your pet Bruce is better soon. Dreaming about Al Gore running could cause global warming just from all the sweating.


Posted by: Jazzy Cat at March 6, 2006 10:13 PM

Ferdy, you are such a thoughtful kitty! GK, who just had to nurse the Troll through a foul bout of flu, symphathizes with your travails!


Posted by: Gigolo Kitty at March 6, 2006 10:19 PM

Feel better, Bruce!

Keep your human pet warm and give him lots of kitty cuddles, beautiful Ferdy.


Posted by: Rahel Author Profile Page at March 7, 2006 6:42 AM

Ferdy,
Please tell Bruce to get better soon. That, and to leave the refrigerator door slightly ajar so you can still access the Sargento cheese in his absence. Priorities...


Posted by: The Random Yak at March 7, 2006 5:16 PM

Ferdy,
The 9 cats who own me insist that I tell you that they hope your pet Bruce is better soon. They are all conservative cats too.
Love, N. I. Annakindt and the cats:
Cheney, Livia, Germanicus, Claudius, Sansengnim, Mariska, Carlo Hisser, Bigfoot and Reagan.


Posted by: N. I. Annakindt at March 10, 2006 10:12 AM

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