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March 17, 2006

Catblogging - Master of All I Survey

Here you can see me sitting in the corner of the Gremlin's bunk bed. This is the highest point in the room, and since it's on the top floor, it means it's the highest useful position in the house. It's a well-known fact that a cat officially rules everything below him, which means that as long as I sit here, I'm in charge of the whole house. The problem is that the people who are supposed to be doing my bidding are all downstairs where they can't hear me. I could go downstairs to explain the importance of feeding me another cheese snack, but then the Other Cat will steal my place here and she'll be in charge. The obvious solution: put the refridgerator in the top floor bedroom instead of the kitchen. That's not likely to happen for me, but if you're in the market for a new home, make sure it includes this new design innovation. There's nothing worse than having complete control of an entire family and still being unable to order up a cheese snack.

Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat

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