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March 30, 2006

Laura Ingraham - Perhaps a Solution to the Border Problem

From the opending of Laura's show today, a note on new developments in the whole immigration reform saga.

President Bush is in Cancun, with his amigo Vicente Fox, who is demanding U.S. laws be changed, and now telling Canada "you'd better change your laws, too".

I admit, I was a little taken aback by this interpretation, since I wonder exactly what President Fox would do to back up such a demand: send more illegal aliens into Canada?

That's when it hit me: if these people want a better life, why are they coming here to America? America, as anyone will tell you, is a very backward country ruled by an sinister oligarchy of corporations and their Republican stooges. Why don't the Mexicans go to someplace more progressive and enlightened? We have such a place in this hemisphere, and the occupants speak the very same language as the people of Mexico. I am, of course, talking about Venezuela.

We know that Venezuela is a much better country than America, because Cindy Sheehan said so. We also know that Venezuela must have a fairly open immigration policy as well, because they let Cindy Sheehan visit. So why are the Mexicans coming to America instead of Venezuela? Only because Venezuela is too far away! So, here's a real solution to the immigration problem: charter a group of planes to take illegal immigrants from the Texas border and air-drop them into the great socialist paradise to the south. It would surely cost far less than building a fence. Conservatives would support this idea because it stops the flow of illegal aliens, and liberals would support it because we'd be doing the undocumented workers a big favor.

I'm amazed no one else has thought of this yet.

Respectfull submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat

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