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March 2, 2006

Catblogging - The Problem of the Refrigerator Door

by Ferdinand T Cat

FridgeDoor.jpgHere we have a picture of a true modern tragedy. The refrigerator door is open, and I'm on the wrong side. By the time I get around it, the door will be closed and the cheese drawer once again beyond my reach.

I find this whole thing very annoying. With my sensitive hearing, I can hear that the refrigerator door is opening as soon as it happens, but because of the slippery floor in the kitchen and dining area, by the time I arrive it's usually too late. I've asked that they put in plastic mats, but Bruce keeps complaining that it's a non-essential item. What could possibly be non-essential about something that enables me to eat more cheese?

Anyway, I thought it important to point out that my life is not all sunshine and roses.


Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat


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Posted by: Steve at March 3, 2006 12:43 AM

You mean they don't have a cat flap on your door?


Posted by: Gigolo Kitty at March 3, 2006 8:36 AM

ferdinand,
you'll have to get socks so you can run across the kitchen floor.


Posted by: yaffa at March 3, 2006 12:59 PM

Dear Ferdie,
You think you have trouble. The lady used to shoo shoo us to the sunroom for night time rest around 9 PM. We had our watches set and everything. Since that flea bag dog has been sick and has wormed his way into the big carrier in the sunroom for the night, she makes us go out early, TO KEEP THE DOG COMPANY! Have you ever heard of anything that absurd.. a cat keeping a dog company. But I guess if he's dumb enough wo like us, who are we to tell him otherwise.
CATS RULE, DOGS DROOL!!! And boy does that apply to this one.
Sincerely,
Willow, and the "Crew"


Posted by: srp at March 3, 2006 6:28 PM

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