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March 24, 2006

Catblogging - Trying to Keep It Together

by Ferdinand T Cat

Ferdy on a very old chair
Here you can see me sitting on one of Bruce's favorite chairs. Bruce doesn't like the chair because it's comfortable, he likes it because it's older than he is. I think that makes it a genuine antique, but its resale value is limited by the fact that the plastic seat cover rotted away several months ago. As a sort of desperate measure to keep the thing from looking too hideous, Bruce's wife got a seat cushion and tied it onto the chair. There is, however, still a problem, because the cushion keeps sliding around every time you move. For this reason, you can see me holding on to the cushion to keep it in place. Now, there are some cynical people who think what actually happened is that I was sharpening my claws and one of them got stuck. This is, of course, a completely ridiculous accusation because I know I would get in a lot of trouble if I were caught sharpening my claws on family furniture, and I'm too smart to take needless risks.

I just thought I should make that clear.


Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat


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Comments

One can have cats, or one can have nice furniture. Not both I have learned. (I'm keeping the cats.)


Posted by: cfomahm at March 24, 2006 4:21 PM

Ferdy,

Your thoughtfulness is most touching. I hope Bruce appreciates that you are so much more valuable that any antique.

In warmest admiration,

Gigolokitty


Posted by: Gigolo Kitty at March 25, 2006 1:27 PM

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