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April 30, 2006

The Dimwit Zone - Amazing New Weight-Loss Product

by Ferdinand T Cat

When you see an ad for a new weight-loss supplement, do you wonder whether or not it's just another scam? Wonder no more with Liquid Loss!

Liquid Loss contains over one hundred different minerals and compounds, carefully measured to the exact proportion they are found in the ocean water from which all life arose. Combined with diet and exercise, Liquid Loss will cause you to lose as much weight as diet and exercise alone. But it gets even better! Despite its proven track record, Liquid Loss costs much less than other weight-loss supplements, and it's 100% natural, just like arsenic and sulphur dioxide!

So don't be fooled by other scams: use Liquid Loss and prove exactly how smart you are!

Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat


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Haul some-a that stuff on over to third world county, where the local chicken processing plant is giving any of its illegal alien workers who want it the day off to celebrate Latino Insurgency Day. I figure they'll all need a refreshing drink or five of seawater somewhere during the celebration. And the chicken plant operators need to go on a (terminal) Liquid Loss diet...


Posted by: David at May 1, 2006 7:46 AM

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