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May 28, 2006

Notes from Ferdy - Nobody in the News

Every human parent will tell you that there is a spectral presence in their home named Nobody. When some minor catastrophe occurs, it is not uncommon for the children involved to claim that it's Nobody's fault.

After a long career as a juvenile delinquent, Nobody has apparently taken up residence in the nation's capitol.

Republicans are in trouble, and it's because Nobody is taking a leadership role in promoting conservative principles. Worse, Nobody is making the case that we are making solid progress in Iraq.

The Republican party cannot prevail while Nobody is acting as a champion for true conservative principles. Out here in the hinterlands we have Laura Ingraham, Rush Limbaugh, and a whole pack of political commentators beating the conservative drums. It's wonderful, and it's powerful, and it's very Twenty-First Century, but the bottom line is that Nobody is keeping the Senate Republicans in line.

Now we hear that on Friday, Nobody went on a shooting rampage in the Rayburn building. Obviously, the strain of being the conservative standard-bearer has driven Nobody right over the edge into madness. There's only one solution: we need new leadership. As we ramp up to 2008, make this your priority. When you're voting in the 2008 primaries, look for a charismatic candidate with solid conservative principles. When Congress convenes in January of 2009, I'm going to ask you who is in charge of the Conservative Revolution. And you know what I don't want to hear? Nobody!

Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat

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Posted by: Angel at May 28, 2006 3:16 PM