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May 28, 2006

Notes from Ferdy - Nobody in the News

by Ferdinand T Cat

Every human parent will tell you that there is a spectral presence in their home named Nobody. When some minor catastrophe occurs, it is not uncommon for the children involved to claim that it's Nobody's fault.

After a long career as a juvenile delinquent, Nobody has apparently taken up residence in the nation's capitol.

Republicans are in trouble, and it's because Nobody is taking a leadership role in promoting conservative principles. Worse, Nobody is making the case that we are making solid progress in Iraq.

The Republican party cannot prevail while Nobody is acting as a champion for true conservative principles. Out here in the hinterlands we have Laura Ingraham, Rush Limbaugh, and a whole pack of political commentators beating the conservative drums. It's wonderful, and it's powerful, and it's very Twenty-First Century, but the bottom line is that Nobody is keeping the Senate Republicans in line.

Now we hear that on Friday, Nobody went on a shooting rampage in the Rayburn building. Obviously, the strain of being the conservative standard-bearer has driven Nobody right over the edge into madness. There's only one solution: we need new leadership. As we ramp up to 2008, make this your priority. When you're voting in the 2008 primaries, look for a charismatic candidate with solid conservative principles. When Congress convenes in January of 2009, I'm going to ask you who is in charge of the Conservative Revolution. And you know what I don't want to hear? Nobody!

Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat

Trackposted to Woman, Honor Nobody, Is It Just Nobody?, Nobody Five, Imagine Nobody, Stuck on Nobody, The Nobody Blog, 0123beta, Nobody's Cafe, and The Business of America is Nobody's Business.

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Well said CC!..thanks for the link hun! :)


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