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June 19, 2006

Confused Americans for Truth - A Problem with the Democrat New Direction

by Ferdinand T Cat

SPECIAL ALERT

The Democratic Party's New Direction for America is missing. The NDA is slightly under 200 words long and approximately three days old. It was last seen in the company of Don Surber, although sources close to the NDA's mother, House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi, claim she is more concerned that the plan could have wandered off with a conservative talk radio host such as Rush Limbaugh or Laura Ingraham. Pelosi believes that if Limbaugh or Ingraham were to spend even a day or two with the NDA, they could turn it into a national laughingstock.

Pelosi is extremely worried about the fate of the NDA, and claims she spends every spare hour watching CNN hoping to see some sign of her wayward brainchild.

If you should see the NDA, do not try to read it yourself. The NDA is an important rhetorical tool and cannot be appreciated properly unless it is first interpreted by a qualified media professional or marketing consultant.

Thank you for your support.

Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat

Trackposted to Inmuscatine Alert, Blue Star Direction, Is It Just Pelosi?, Pursuing Laura Ingraham, The Democratic Ox, Mark My Direction, Jo's Rush Room, and Basil's Halfway House for Lost Media Opportunities.

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Posted by: beth at June 19, 2006 1:28 AM

You might be interested in today's Dumb Ox Headlines:

Gore to Bush on Houston Flooding: "I warned you!!!"

http://thomistic.blogspot.com/

p.s. I'm adding you to the Dumb Ox blogroll, always enjoy your posts!


Posted by: Dumb Ox at June 19, 2006 12:48 PM

You're the smartest cat ever. :) And who'd have thought you'd have opposable thumbs to type these posts?

Good call about the NDA. I've gotten to the point where I think God put liberals on Earth for the logical thinkers' amusement. Why else, right? Unless we did something wrong and it's torture.


Posted by: Allison at June 27, 2006 4:09 PM

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