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June 23, 2006

EMAIL Hell - Explain This Ad to Me

by Ferdinand T Cat

Halle Berry Advertising ringtones
Okay, so I'm not completely clueless. I know why this ad contains a picture of Halle Berry in a skimpy swimsuit: it's because she's one of the most beautiful women in the world. But what the HELL bearing does that have on cell phone ring tones? Are they telling me that the ringtones will sound like Halle Berry in a bikini? If Bruce downloads a polyphonic rendition of the theme from Desperate Housewives will it increase the odds that Halle Berry will want a date with him?

And this is just the tip of the iceberg, folks. If they can do this with ringtones, how long is it going to take for Halle Berry to show up with the hot stock tips?

Just when I think spammers can go no lower, they surprise me again.

Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat


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