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June 30, 2006
Catblogging - The Mystery of the Bulge
Even a superior life form can draw an incorrect conclusion, and that's why it's important to be sure of your facts. For example, here we have a bulge in the curtain. On the other side of the curtain is the patio window, through which I would be able to see The Girl Who Feeds Me mowing the lawn. The problem is that there are two possible explanations for the bulge: it could be the result of air rising from the vent, or it could be the Other Cat. The only way to be sure is to poke a paw under the curtain. If someone tries to bite it off, then the Other Cat is in there and she doesn't want to be bothered.
Of course, when you get right down to it, sitting in the window so I can watch The Girl Who Feeds Me mow the lawn is not worth being attacked by the world's grumpiest feline, so ultimately I decided to hunt up one of the twins and have her take a picture of me being gorgeous.
I am a superior life form after all.
Respectfully submitted,
Ferdinand T. Cat
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