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July 4, 2006

Funny Stuff - July 4, Fireworks Rankings

by Peg-Eye Nate
  1. NASA: Quality over quantity.
  2. Hamilton Lakes Fireworks Display: A yearly tradition and source of local pride.
  3. Personal Shows By Private Individuals: Nothing like that personal touch.
  4. Fireflies: Little guys that are very determined.
  5. Kim Jong Il: All the vigor and enthusiasm of a limp noodle.

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