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August 12, 2006

Notes from Ferdy - Cindy Sheehan Suffers Dehydration

by Ferdinand T Cat

Not being a superior life form like myself, Cindy Sheehan does not know how to conduct a proper hunger strike, so she has been admitted to a hospital in Waco, Texas. The Associated Press reports that Ms. Sheehan is being treated for dehydration after 37 days on an all-liquid diet.

Honestly, I'm glad she's okay, but dehydration on a liquid diet? That's just too weird for words.

In any case, Ms. Sheehan's participation in the Troops Home Fast has officially been broken, so I think that means I should be off the hook, too. I'm instructing Bruce to throw out the Kraft mozzarella and I want a bag of Sargento's Fancy Shred RIGHT NOW.

Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat

Trackposted to Mozzarella Five, The Seven Deadly Cheeses, Case Notes from the Fancy Shred Asylum, Jo's Cheese Store, and Basil's Whole Milk Chef Style in a Five-Pound Bag.

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Bless her little heart. Maybe she can find something less self-destructive for attention next time.


Posted by: Acme Anvil Co. at August 12, 2006 8:42 PM

dehydration on water and ice cream ... I have my feet up; its getting deep in here. ;)


Posted by: Jo [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 12, 2006 9:15 PM

What a cryin' shame. She must have just laced her ice cream with liquids. On the other hand, I'm thrilled to hear you have been released from your own fast!


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