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August 30, 2006

EMAIL Hell - If You Have Seen This Man, Please Fish-Slap Him Vigorously

by Ferdinand T Cat

He's at it again. The guy who created Blog Blaster has developed a new tool for generating spam-- Feed Blaster. Here's the pitch.

Hi, my name is Sebastian Foss. Are you like me? Frustrated by the lack of traffic coming to your Site? After all, how many times a day are you BOMBARDED with some lame "get-traffic" scheme on the Internet? Well, I've got great news for you. One day I had an idea. An amazing idea actually. First off, let me tell you what feeds are!

Sebastian Foss, the spam kingHe then proceeds to describe how his tool will insert ads into people's feeds. Using Sebastian's new tool, people will be able to clog useful information feeds with ads for male enhancement products and online gambling sites.

This has got to stop. Fortunately, Sebastian made a big mistake: his latest ad contains a picture. If you have seen the man pictured to the left, immediately send me his office and home address. I will forward the information to the owner of this site and explain that the man in question helped to make trackback spam possible. After she's through with him, even male enhancement drugs won't help.

It may be too late to stop feed spam, but we can at least stop Sebastian from coming up with any new ideas in my lifetime.


Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat

Trackposted to Blue Spam Hater Chronicles, Pursuing Spam-Free Feeds, Stuck on Spam, ImagineNoSpam, Outside the Spam, and Spammed and Early.

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Posted by: MB at August 31, 2006 5:39 PM

Here is his address, and an adequate spam report form, courtesy of the german cops:
http://sebastianx.blogspot.com/2007/06/fraud-from-desk-of-sebastian-foss.html


Posted by: Sebastian at June 5, 2007 7:22 AM

HTML is not allowed in comments; however, if you put in a raw URL (http://www.somewhere.com/page.html) it will automatically be converted to a link.. Also, it is likely your comment will not appear unless you refresh the page manually after posting it.

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