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August 10, 2006
The Dimwit Zone - In Which I Predict Some Reactions to the Liquid Explosive Plot
While reading blog articles and news dispatches about the recent terror plot, there are certain stories that I expect to be seeing, but which have not yet appeared. Therefore, I have to assume they're being covered up by the media. As a crusading journalist, it is my job to make sure the information gets out regardless of the facts, so here are the headlines I feel we should be seeing any day now.
- John Kerry Blames Bush for Terror Plot. Massachussetts Senator says if he were President he could have talked the terrorists out of it.
- Former Ambassador Wilson Claims Terror Plot is a Hoax. Found "no evidence" of terrorist activity the last time he was in London.
- Democrats Demand Investigation Into Foiled Terror Plot.
Respectfully submitted,
Ferdinand T. Cat
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