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September 6, 2006

Web Site News - Squirrel Pool

by Ferdinand T Cat

We have jettisoned the creaky old miniature golf game on our Fun and Games page for a similar but superior game involving a more socially responsible goal-- killing squirrels. The new game is called Squirrel Pool. The object of the game is to kill all the squirrels on the playfield by hitting them with one or more balls. To get the squirrels, the balls must navigate through various obstacles, including tunnels, force walls, gravity bumpers, and triangle traps. I find the whole activity to be very soothing. When I kill real squirrels, I always get yelled at for leaving a trail of blood on the carpet or a pile of bones on the staircase, and none of those things happen with Squirrel Pool.

Anyway, please try it out and have some fun with it.

Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat

Trackposted to The Business of America is Killing Squirrels, Common Folk Using Squirrel Sense, Stingray: a Blog for Salty Squirrels, Planck's Squirrel, Third World Squirrels, Adam's Squirrel, Outside the Squirrel, Jo's Squirrel Cafe, Bright-Eyed and Early, and Basil's Master Plan for Dealing with Bushy-Tailed Rodents.

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