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November 17, 2006

Notes from Ferdy - The If-I-Did-It Book Series

by Ferdinand T Cat

O J Simpson has just confessed to a crime he claims he didn't commit in a bizarre attempt to cash in on the murder of his ex-wife over a dozen years ago. This was apparently set up by one of his ex-girlfriends to get closure, and it has some people hopping mad.

O.J.'s pseudo-confession is in an upcoming book called If I Did It. I can't see anyone buying that book because-- let's face it-- the ability to murder an ex-wife is not a skill the average American needs to learn. There are, however, a lot more useful things we can learn from books like this, things that help us to better understand how our government works, and I'm hoping to see the following books appearing on Amazon.com sometime soon.

  • If I'd Faked an Injury to Get Sent Home From Vietnam by John F. Kerry
  • If I'd Quashed an Investigation into a Woman's Drowning Death by Ted Kennedy
  • If I'd Sexually Harassed Paula Jones by Bill Clinton
  • If I'd Invented Global Warming by Al Gore
  • If I Were a Liberal by Senator Barak Obama
  • If I Had No Idea What to Do About Iraq by Every Single Democrat in Congress

Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat

Trackposted to If There Were People Outside the Beltway, If Samantha Burns Wrote Crazy Rants, If Bullwinkle Were a Blogger, If Dumb Oxes Wrote the News, If Adam Had a Blog, If the Third World Were Divided Into Counties, If America Doesn't Wake Up Real Soon, If Civilizations Clashed, If We Were Stuck on Stupid, If Jo had a Cafe, and Basil's Tribute to the Subjunctive Mood in English Literature.

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Comments

If I reported the facts....
by Dan Rather.

If I hadn't screamed....
By Pres. Howard Dean


Posted by: Marvin at November 19, 2006 1:02 PM

Kerry didn't fake a diasbling injury; he wrote himself up for three Purple Hearts - which got one sent home. My impression is that his fellow Swifties quietly encouraged this because they wanted to be rid of a reckless incompetent. He is (and was) a nasty piece of work, but not a coward.


Posted by: Rich Rostrom at November 20, 2006 12:19 PM

If I Weren't Afraid of Women, by the Republican Party


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