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November 5, 2006
EMAIL Hell - Unfortunately, I Have Limits
In the past week, I've received countless EMAILs purporting to be from young ladies who have seen my picture and are coming to my town.
I feel for these young ladies, I really do. But as a superior life form, and as an extremely handsome specimen of a species known for its aesthetic beauty, I simply cannot afford to get involved with everyone who likes my picture. It's unfortunate, but it would not be fair to confine myself to the attentions of two dozen women when there are so many that need my help.
So, to Sasha, Alexa, Anna, Melvin, and all the rest of you out there who are sending me these EMAILs, I can't respond to you personally. However, there is something you can do: send me money! (I also take food stamps.) It's not the same as spending a lifetime as my personal servant, but it will make me feel better, and I think it will make you feel better, too.
Respectfully submitted,
Ferdinand T. Cat
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