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November 24, 2006

Notes from Ferdy - Using New Forensic Techniques to Profile a Criminal Mastermind

There has been much ado recently about a composite drawing of legendary serial killer Jack the Ripper. Of course, it would be a great thing to finally close the book on one of the most famous unsolved cases of all time. The composite resembles Ripper suspect George Chapman, but even fresh witness descriptions are notoriously unreliable, so a certain leap of faith is required before drawing any conclusions, as some people have learned the hard way.

In any case, since I have a superior brain, I thought I'd try a similar technique to unmask a more recent criminal, the Long Island Pumpkin-Thrower. A detailed study of witness statements available to the public have enabled me to create the following photographic composite.

If you see ANYBODY who looks like this, call the authorities immediately.

Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat

Trackposted to Blue Star Forensics, The Hill Composite, Third World Witness Statements, The Crazy Criminalistics of Samantha Burns, Pirate's Cove, Adam's Mystery Library, The Random Acts of Vandalism, The Amboy Crimes, Jo's Scotland Yard Cafe, and Basil's Continuing Search for the Headquarters of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy.

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Posted by: iamfelix at November 26, 2006 5:38 AM

Posted by: Layla at November 26, 2006 5:49 PM