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December 18, 2006

EMAIL Hell - Every Spammer Should Buy This Product

by Ferdinand T Cat
Hello, my name is not Sebastian Foss.

Are you tired of not getting enough hits? Then what you need is my latest product, Self Blaster. For just $49.99 plus airfare, we'll send one of our representatives to your home or office and we guarantee you'll get more hits than you ever wanted. In fact, if you're not begging for mercy after just one hour, we'll cheerfully send you a full refund!

So don't delay. Order Self Blaster today, and start getting those guaranteed hits!

Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat


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LOL! I don't think those spammers are worth $49.99 -- think we could start a grassroots efforts to spam them out of existence? LOL!


Posted by: Layla at December 18, 2006 11:59 AM

HTML is not allowed in comments; however, if you put in a raw URL (http://www.somewhere.com/page.html) it will automatically be converted to a link.. Also, it is likely your comment will not appear unless you refresh the page manually after posting it.

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