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January 30, 2007

Notes from Ferdy - Will Global Warming Cause Hell to Freeze Over?

by Ferdinand T Cat

I'm a cat. I have simple needs. I can be extremely happy with no more than a warm place to sit and a small bowl of Sargento's Mozzarrella Fancy Shred. This is important, because I think being cheerful makes the world a better place. Nonetheless, I have limits.

It's cold outside. There is frost on the windows and we have no sunlight. The house is at the point where you can keep your food fresh simply by placing it near an outside wall. There are no warm places to sit. That, however, is only a small problem.

But really, folks, could we put off the Global Warming talk until the cold snap ends? It's one thing to be cold. It's another to be told that the Earth is getting too hot while you're freezing your tail off.

So, if you really believe in Global Warming, find some of this mythical excess heat and mail it to me RIGHT NOW.

Otherwise, I'm going to melt that stupid polar ice cap myself.

Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat


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