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February 7, 2007

EMAIL Hell - I'm Offended They Think I'd Fall for This

by Ferdinand T Cat
Dear user ferdy,

It has come to our attention that your Conservativecat User Profile ( x ) records are out of date. For further details see the attached document.

Thank you for using Conservativecat!
The Conservativecat Support Team

The attached document was a virus that got zapped by the Hosting Matters mail filter, but the point is, I'm a cat. Cats don't believe in Support Teams, we believe in Human Pets. If I find the spammer who sent this, he's going to be facing a major anti-defamation suit.

Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat


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