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March 2, 2007
Confused Americans for Truth - An Important Announcement
This should be obvious, but I thought I should make a public announcement anyway.
I am not the father of Anna Nicole Smith's child!
I realize the poor kid would have a much better life if Bruce and I were to raise her instead of the various money-grubbing losers who are circling around this whole sordid mess, but, really, it's just not possible.
Respectfully submitted,
Ferdinand T. Cat
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Cute post, but so true!
Posted by: J.Doe at March 4, 2007 8:54 AM


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