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June 8, 2007
Notes from Ferdy - I Can't Help Feeling Sorry for Paris Hilton
A lot of people are happy that Paris Hilton is back in jail. There is, of course, the fact that people thought her early release was unfair, and this is a valid point, but to a certain extent, I can sympathize with the sheriff who commuted her sentence to house arrest, because Paris Hilton's life is a train wreck.
Today Sean Hannity called Paris Hilton a bad role model. She's not a role model, folks, she's a national laughingstock. If Paris Hilton had been born poor, she would have been forced to learn how to cope with the rocky road of normal life, but thanks to an inherited family fortune, she has survived 26 years more-or-less insulated from the consequences of her poor judgment. As far as I can tell, the only person genuinely hurt by this is Paris herself.
There is only one way to fix this problem. Instead of pocket dogs, these celebrity women should live with cats. Dogs are built to love, and will love you no matter how screwed up you are. Cats are built to rule. It's very hard to remain stupid if you're answerable to a cat.
When Paris gets out of jail, she should give me a call. I can solve all her problems.
Respectfully submitted,
Ferdinand T, Cat
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mullah cimoc say paris hilton the good and the courage. him not run away, but go to jail. this calld the charcter.
she the beautifuyl and the natural and having so many baby in future to be good wife and mother.
but lesbian ameriki and lesbian ameriki mans hating her for natural the beauty and normal liking the boy.
ameriki so wicked and hate the woman unless she killing the baby and liking the lesbian.
in waziristan this not happen. father him not allow anyone hurting him daughter. taking the "special measure". but ameriki so tame now. no respect for self.
in waziristan whole clan attacking this wicked judge and destroy, and also destry him entire family, to include even the second cousin. and burn with fire. and all grave of ancestor destroy and give bone for dog.
hypocrite liar ameriki say him "free" the womans but in true..ameriki woman the whore with LBT (low back tattoo) and hate husband. only free to having the abortion kill bnaby , to being slut and bad wife not cooking.
so soon all ameriki need make freedom and destroy controlling of usa by masters in tel aviv through spy in white house and pentagon.
for him true and good info: stop1984now@yahoo.com
Posted by: mullah cimoc at June 9, 2007 5:13 PM
Hey Bruce,
Let me know if you'd like a reciprocal ping...
Posted by: Butch at June 9, 2007 6:07 PM
Hey mullah cimoc I have no idea what you just said but you should shut the hell up anyways.
Posted by: lulz at June 9, 2007 7:49 PM
I had to delete some of lulz's comment because we are a family-friendly blog. I suspect that if I understood mullah cimoc's comment, I'd have to do the same thing to him, but all I get is a vague impression that Israeli spies in the government are causing us to oppress women by giving them too much freedom. If that's the case, I think everybody all over the world should be oppressed the same way, and then I bet they'd be less likely to spend their time coming up with new ways to blow up people they don't like.
Posted by: Ferdy
at June 10, 2007 3:32 AM
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