« Toothpaste as a Meat | Main | Die Hard Fans Welcome! »
July 24, 2007
Adventures with Bruce - Humans Are So Fragile
After a rough night chasing a really big moth, I decided to sleep in today, so I went to one of my secret places where no one can find me and passed out.
One result of this plan is that I didn't show up for breakfast this morning. Bruce, being a more fragile creature than most, went into a panic, thinking I had broken a bone or something and was trapped someplace. So, when I woke up two hours later and trotted into the utility room for a late breakfast, Bruce went completely nuts and started shouting all sorts of sentimental drivel. I felt sorry for the guy, so I let him pick me up and gave him a purr. This caused an even larger outpouring of sentimental drivel, after which I gave him the put-me-down command and he complied.
I know he likes blogging with me, but really, he has to understand that I'm a superior life form and can take care of myself.
Respectfully submitted,
Ferdinand T. Cat
# At Tue 1:08 PM | Permalink | Trackback URI | Comments (1) | More Adventures with Bruce | Tags: cats humor parody
Trackback Pings
Comments
Well, You have to take into account that walking on two legs all the time does tend to make the blood flow downward, away from the brain.
Posted by: Suldog at July 25, 2007 1:20 PM
| HTML is not allowed in comments; however, if you put in a raw URL (http://www.somewhere.com/page.html) it will automatically be converted to a link.. Also, it is likely your comment will not appear unless you refresh the page manually after posting it. |

