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July 30, 2007
Notes from Ferdy - Justice Roberts Hospitalized
Chief Supreme Court Justice John Roberts has been hospitalized after a fall at his summer home in Maine. Apparently, the fall took place on a dock outside the house, and it was caused by an unknown type of seizure. Justice Roberts had a previous seizure while playing golf in 2003. Bruce would give up his left foot if it meant only having one seizure every four years.
It is, in fact, the infrequency of Roberts' seizures that causes the problem. Bruce is a world-class expert on losing his balance and falling, even when he's nearly unconscious, and this is why he rarely hurts himself. His family benefits, too. Yesterday, The Gremlin fell down the stairs at her new house while carrying The Interloper, and she was able to land safely without harming the cat.
So, don't let this sort of thing happen to you. If you're the sort of person who normally trips over a flat surface or gets dizzy spells while listening to John Edwards talk about poverty, you are probably okay, but if not, start practicing your falling now! In a few years you'll be an expert just like Bruce.
The last thing you need is to be wasting time at the hospital when you could be home feeding your cat.
Respectfully submitted,
Ferdinand T. Cat
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