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September 20, 2007

Important Messages - But Why Would Anyone Even WANT to See Alicia Silverstone Naked?

by Ferdinand T Cat

Katy wearing fur
Cats are born gorgeous. If you're a human and you want to look that good, fur is a great help. In the absence of fur, however, clothing of some sort is an absolute must. Trust me on this: I've been looking at humans for years.

But there's more to this than just wearing fur. Once upon a time a human could get a good meal by going out and killing something. Sadly, this is not practical when there are more than a few million of you per continent. This means you have to breed animals in captivity and have them killed by experts.

Don't be fooled by the basic human instinct to care for animals. Eyes are put in the front of the head to help with an attack, not so you can protect or escape.


EAT A COW TODAY
God made them stupid for a reason.

Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat

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Inspired by 13 PETA Poses at Planck's Constant and Alicia Silverstone Goes Nude for PETA at Anything Hollywood.

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I tried to attack a cow for food 3 years ago when I went astray. Within seconds I found myself buried in poop.

I say let the humans slay the cows and we'll eat the processed meat. Not so much poop then.


Posted by: Buster Kitty at September 21, 2007 1:19 AM

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