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September 24, 2007

Important Messages - In Which We Continue Our PETA Counter-Programming

by Ferdinand T Cat

Katy looking fierce
PETA has a new ad promoting animal birth control under the acronym "ABC". PETA likes to use naked or nearly-naked women in its ads. Here at Confused Americans for Truth, we prefer fierce felines instead. So here's another photo of The Other Cat and another important message.

Some animals were designed for single parenting, but humans aren't on that list. Before you decide to procreate, make sure you have a committed partner who will help you with the heavy lifting. Cats are born knowing how the world works, but human babies have no concept of staying awake during the day and sleeping at night. When you've reached the limit of your endurance, it's essential to have someone there to pick up the slack. So don't forget your FGH!


First Get Hitched
It takes two parents to raise a child.

Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat

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Amen! Nothin' more needs to be said than that. Maybe to explain to those who disagree, but will they ever grow a brain between their shoulders? Hmm.


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